Breakfast the Three-Hundred-and-Thirty-Third

Fruit and Fibre.

I know the X Factor is odious, and they're endlessly thrusting largely talentless reprobates with ever-sillier hair on us, but I'm not sure the riots can really be their fault, can they?

"X Factor culture fuelled the UK riots, says Iain Duncan Smith"

Acually, while we're on the subject of the X Factor, I should just like to place myself in the "David Attenborough's rendition of What a Wonderful World for Christmas No. 1" camp... (This motion seems to have been doing the rounds on Facebook.)