Breakfast the Eighty-Seventh

Doppelganger Shreddies, Crunchy Nut Cornflakes and banana.

There is something rather wonderful about the idea of Tom Wilkinson as a fan of Friends. It just seems so unlikely somehow. Anyhoo, that's what The Grauniad says.

Another thing The Grauniad says is that there is a type of butterfly that prods caimans in the eyes with its proboscis in order to drinks their tears. Isn't that amazing?

It's just as well The Gruaniad is full of interesting reading fare: the pesky students are once again demonstrating that they are completely oblivious to the fact that most normal people get up early on Thursday mornings. It seems unlikely that I'm going to be able to sleep any time soon.