Breakfast the Two-Hundred-and-Fifty-Third

Banana, and tea from my thermos (which tasted slightly of tomato soup...).

To my great shame, I've been watching Titanic this evening. I remember my sister and I dragging my poor parents to an absolutely packed showing at a cinema teaming with teenage girls, and the occasional reluctant boyfriend.

It's utterly preposterous anyway, but very difficult to watch with a straight face if you've ever seen the wondrous French and Saunders parody.  Every time the de, de, de, de dum, de dedum, de de dum music comes on I can't help but here Dawn French singing "Go Ooooooon."