Breakfast the Two-Hundred-and-Forty-Sixth

Special K and banana.

Those damn whistling dwarfs have a lot to answer for. Whistling while you work may cheer you up, but it's almost guaranteed to drive your colleagues bananas. Particularly if you whistle off key.

Another thing likely to send colleagues over the edge is sending emails talking about "raising paperwork": you raise chickens, rents, villages, roofs even -- but not paperwork.

I long more and more for return to the days of working from home -- receiving emails exclusively from people say what they mean instead of spewing out jargon. I actually had to google a term someone emailed today to work out what the blazes they were on about....