Do Vampires Have Passports?

Doppelgänger shreddies and raspberries

I am not proud of this admission, but tonight I watched(ish -- part of) the third, fourth? (I don't know!), Twilight film and I found myself asking, "do vampires have passports"?

Based on R-Patz's waterfall antics, I'd say no. That vampire can shift it. But how did they get to Brazil for their honeymoon? It seems unlikely Mr Vampire checked his Mrs on to a Delta flight after the ceremony and teleported (or whatever vampires do) to Sao Paulo, but on the other hand -- in these times of TSA patdowns and biometrics, where does a 200-year-old undead type get a passport from?