Et Tu, Hedgehog?

A lonely banane

I adore hedgehogs. Adore them. Last night, I dreamt about hedgehogs. And do you know what happened…? I got bitten. The cute little hedgehog that I found under a sofa and was utterly enchanted by bit me.

Mostly I am averse emotional incontinence on the internets, but when even your sub-conscious is telling you that the things that you're enchanted by will literally hurt you, well, you are allowed to throw yourself a pity party. I mean if that isn't a metaphor for life's dashed hopes and dreams I don't know what is.

Below, the best approximation of how I feel right now (but then I always was a lousy drawer).

Lousy drawer…