Breakfast the One-Hundred-and-First

Toast with apple & pear spread and orange juice.

First thing's, first: I think you should all sponsor my certifiably bananas friend who, rather than making use of our cronky rail network, is cycling from John o' Groats to Land's End (against the prevailing wind).

In other business: it seems to me that with all this to-morning-suit or not to-morning-suit kerfuffle, David Cameron is rather stealing La Middleton's thunder. All talk of "the dress" has been eclipsed by speculation on whether or not the PM's jacket will be be-tailed or not…