Breakfast the Twelfth

Muesli with banana.

Today I bought a book on Amazon for work. It recommended that I might also like to buy the Cranford boxset, multi-functional HP Office A4 paper, and a "3-piece Hot Air Styling Kit." I don't. Though it begs the question, how does Amazon know about my unruly locks?

A few clicks through the recommended list and things only got worse: a Ministry of Sound CD (really?); and a swirly lettering covered book by someone called Lisa Jewell. I'm sure she's quite charming and what not; but I don't, judging by the cover, think she's the author for me. I thought Amazon remembered what you last bought. Admittedly recent purchases include a halogen heater, but still.