Breakfast the Twenty-Second

Muesli yoghurt and banana.

Having just watched One Born Every Minute, I wonder whether it isn't some underhand governmental ploy to reduce the country's birthrate.

If any of us ever want to retire though, shouldn't we as a nation be producing more babies? Or indeed welcoming immigration. (I imagine that every time you say this a BNP member dies a little inside. Altogether now: if you believe in immigration, clap your hands.)

Here's to retirement. And epidurals.