Thursday 21 August 2014

Deodorants Do Not Have Regenerative Properties

Doppelgänger shreddies

Tonight I threw out three deodorants. Three. I have finally accepted that deodorants do not regenerate if you leave them floating about your bedroom/sponge bag/swimming bag for long enough. They remain as empty as the last time you attempted to use them. Arguably they get more empty as the leftover, measly driblets dry into the inside of the container. Just because they smell vaguely of antiperspirant does not mean they will function thus, however often you shake them.

The same is true of perfume. Once it's gone, it's gone.

(P.S. Anyone want to buy me some perfume?  -- Deodorant?)


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