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Oh my. It seems to me that the Literary Review need look no further for the winner of their
Bad Sex in Fiction award. Kay Burley -- of Sky News infamy -- has written a novel. And with characters with alliterative names like Julian Jenson and Sally Simpson, I can't imagine this not being a work of great subtlety and depth. There's nothing like a spot of cunnilingus to enliven a literary debut:
"At that exact moment, Julian was expertly using his silver tongue to offer intense gratification to Sally as he held on firmly to her taut, tanned thighs, tightly gripped around his handsome face."
The Guardian's Media Monkey has promised more details (stamina dependent) soon.
I find it mildly amusing that there is a jar of Vaseline in the picture for this particular post. You are a work of great subtlety and depth, Iona. :) Looooove it. xoxoxo
ReplyDeleteGosh and here I was worried about referencing farting on your comments...not worried now!
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ReplyDeleteAh ha ha, so there is, Sara. I hadn't noticed it had snuck in. It's got rose and almond oil in it, for rosy lips!
ReplyDeleteThe laughs just won't stop. Thank you for this, ladies. Thank you.
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